Wednesday, January 01, 2003
Sean's Season In Review Part 2: Bowl Games and Awards
In the college football tradition, I though up some good (or bad) bowl matchups between alleged NFL teams:
BLOOPER BOWL (A.K.A. LAUGHABOWL): CINCINNATI VS. DETROIT
(The two teams with the worst records in football.)
NAWFUL BOWL (A.K.A. PAPER BAG BOWL): ST. LOUIS VS. CHICAGO
(The biggest disappointments when compared to the previous year.)
COLLAPSABOWL (A.K.A. CHOKEBOWL): NEW ORLEANS VS. MIAMI (Dishonorable Mention: San Diego)
(Teams who would have been in the playoffs, but blew it with a December collapse.)
Note: Miami's collapse came a bit earlier this year, normally they make it to the playoffs and then lose 42-0.
UNFASHIONABOWL: NEW ENGLAND VS. DENVER
(Teams who finished well, but too late to make the playoffs)
RIP VAN WINKLE BOWL: HOUSTON VS. ARIZONA (Dishonorable Mention: Giants, Cowboys)
(Game most likely to end in a 0-0 tie score.)
IMAGINABOWL: KANSAS CITY VS. NEW ENGLAND (Dishonorable Mention: Saints, Dolphins)
(Teams who would have been most likely to make the playoffs exciting.)
SEPTEMBERBOWL: TENNESSEE VS. NY JETS
(Teams who proved poor September records are overrated.)
INDIVIDUAL HONORS:
Best Player to Miss the Playoffs - Ricky Williams, Miami
Leon Lett Award (a.k.a. worst bonehead play of the year) - Dwayne Rudd, Cleveland (for his premature helmet removal)
Junior Bro 6:45:00 PM
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